i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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