That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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