Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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