Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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