You're so nebulous sometimes
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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