I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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