That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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