Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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