idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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