He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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