Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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