ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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