I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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