She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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