there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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