So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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