Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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