Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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