I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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