idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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