Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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