thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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