put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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