I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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