Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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