I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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