How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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