Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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