butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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