I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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