I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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