Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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