I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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