What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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