You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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