They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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