i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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