Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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