But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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