my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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