Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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