My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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