Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You did what with his pubic hair?
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