So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
we're making bets on your personal life
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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