No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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