I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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