so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Sext me about skeletons
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize