i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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