Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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