I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
