i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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