She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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