I'm gonna have a badass scar
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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