i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
There's even glitter on my cock...
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