ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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