I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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